Below are the 19 most recent journal entries recorded in Wimpy and Callie's LiveJournal:

Friday, November 22nd, 2002
7:20 pm	meow callie is sitting under the computer desk. wimpie is sitting on the mouse. Nothing new in their lives. And except for being endearlingly titled a "lapdog husband" (what does that mean?) nothing much new to report. Current Mood: befuddled (Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 2nd, 2002
4:07 pm	A substantial amount of water was poured over wimpie's head when she was sitting next to the sink. She didn't move. She didn't even react. More water was poured over Wimpie's head. No reaction. Hmmm... What does that tell you? Current Mood: blank (Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 17th, 2002
5:37 pm	Weeeeee....Scott finally gotten around to digitizing us. :) Current Mood: ecstatic (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 12th, 2002
12:20 pm	I love drinking out of the bathtub. I mean, its not like I don't have a water bowl or anything. I just simply love waiting in the bathroom until Scott gets out of the shower. When he turns off the water, I race into the bathtub and start drinking. I can't help myself, the shower water just tastes so yummy. I tried to get Callie to drink with me today, but she gave a sour look and walked off. More water for me!!! -Wimpie Current Mood: thirsty (Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 10th, 2002
4:13 pm	We love Scott being home all the time. He pets us a lot, gives us a lot of attention, and we can't stop purring. Too bad he has to leave us whenever he gets around to finding a job. He really needs to send out more applications too. -Wimpie I feel awful. I have scabs all over my body, and my ear is filled with wax. I can barely hear anyone. But I don't want to go to the vet again and get that stinkin' cordozone shot. I hate going to the vet. -Callie Current Mood: lazy (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, August 25th, 2002
4:17 pm	We found the perfect hiding places. Scott can't find us anywhere. He's calling and calling but we won't come out. uh-oh...here he comes into the computer room, we'd better go back to our hiding spots again. Current Mood: chipper (Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 21st, 2002
11:07 am	I was so cute this morning! I knew Scott had to get out of bed around 7:15ish so I sat on him until he finally threw me off about 7:30ish. And then Scott put me on Emily and I sat on her for another 10 minutes. Emily is so warm and I like watching her sleep. Meanwhile Callie was laying on the ground licking herself. I'm such the better cat! -Wimpie Current Mood: happy (Comment on this)
Friday, August 16th, 2002
2:11 pm	This has been a very long week. Callie and I were trapped in our small traveling cages for a long period. I kept crying and crying and crying but no one would let me out. And now we have a new home I think. I like new homes, there is new stuff to interest me. But then we were put in the traveling cage again a few days later. The trip wasn't as long. Scott says I underwent surgery and was given shots and a checkup - but I don't remember much. I do remember meeting new people and new animals. I was scared because Em and Scott were not around and I was in a strange place. But Em and Scott came back to get Callie and myself after an overnight stay at the hospital. I didn't have enough energy to move around much and I didn't like the prospect of being in that stupid cage for another trip. Thankfully, Em held me while Scott drove home. Callie was still trapped in her cage, but I didn't care. Besides, she wasn't whimpering enough. I still haven't figured out exactly why we went to the hospital and why I had surgery. All I know is that I am regaining my strength and am able to move around much better. But I'm apparently having problems with climbing. I just fell off the couch. and the table. I can't figure out why. I need a crash helmet. Stop laughing at me, this is not funny! -Wimpie Current Mood: stressed (Comment on this)
Thursday, August 8th, 2002
3:17 pm	There is a mountain of boxes next to the front door. But right now I'll sleep on the beanbag. I think something is happening, though. I always knew Em was messy, but this is a bit much. Current Mood: confused Current Music: Bryn Terfel - Wagner - Tannh?user- Wie Todes (Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 7th, 2002
1:24 pm	Why do I eat so much? A wise cat once said, the lighter you weigh, the easier it is to be carried away on a whim the heavier you are, the more paws you can keep on the ground (Comment on this)
Sunday, August 4th, 2002
1:57 pm	Yum, brisket fat. I'm not sure that walking is worth the effort. I think I'll just sleep right here on this box. Current Mood: apathetic (Comment on this)
Saturday, August 3rd, 2002
9:58 am	We found where Em keeps the cat-nip. It was up really high, by all the plants that are fun to chew on. Callie was the one who went up there and got it. I was so proud of her. So we had a cat-nip festival. For some reason, we had it right next to the litter box -- I guess it was convenient. I'm tired of cat-nip; I guess I must have over dosed. And I think my owners were mad at me or something, because they took my stack of boxes that I like to jump on away. I think it was worth it, though. Callie even got to chew on the forbidden plants! Current Mood: devious (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, August 1st, 2002
11:44 am	The bookshelf The bookshelf is a very dangerous place to be. But it makes such a good napping spot. Last night, one of the shelves fell down, but not on me. -Wimpy Current Mood: curled up in a cute little ball (Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 30th, 2002
2:08 pm	I don't know how to spell my own name :( Scott spells my name with an "-ie" but Emily spells my name with a "-y". I'm so lost. This wasn't a problem last week. I feel like I need to go to the animal hospital to check my birth certificate. Wait, do I even have a birth certificate? Oh, no! Wimpsomething Current Mood: depressed (Comment on this)
1:50 pm	ooohhhhh the pain i j u s t c a n ' t h o l d i t a n y l o n g e r. M u s t P o o p. Oh, its so dirty in that litter that hasn't been replaced in weeks! Perhaps Callie and I will figure out a good way to get them back. -Wimpie (Comment on this)
Monday, July 29th, 2002
2:15 pm	How doest thou annoyest? Let us count the ways Wimpie's top ten ways to annoy Scott and Em -------------------------------------------------------------- 1. play with loose change in the wee hours of the morning and wake them up 2. quickly rub paws on glass, or other surface of choice. Repeat over and over. and over... 3. try to eat turkey out of Scott's hand. If that fails, get in Scott's face until he relents. 4. don't allow any of six stuffed animals to stay in place for more than a couple hours. 5. shed. on clothes. especially the clothes just out of the dryer. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, July 28th, 2002
1:54 pm	Callie is napping in the still-unpacked suitcase. She's sleeping with the hair dryer. Doesn't look all that comfortable to me. Current Mood: content (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, July 27th, 2002
1:12 pm	I like Air Conditioning. If only I could open the door to the bedroom by myself... (Comment on this)
11:31 am	A little R&R Both cats are resting at the moment. What an exciting way to start off a journal! (Comment on this)